UNAVAILABLE (i_ambivalence) wrote in metal_wars,
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Lacuna Coil Sucks.

And here's proof:



That ugly massive creature with the white mask is Jim Root, guitarist and MEMBER NUMBER 4 LOLZ from Slipknot, and that tiny fat shit-colored beast of a woman is Cristina Scabbia from Lacuna Coil. How do people convince themselves that shes attractive? Anyway, these two have been fucking for like two years now, and they just recently went public with the news that they've been fucking for two years now. So thats why Lacuna Coil sounds like shit!

Isn't that an awful picture? I mean my god, they look so out of place together. Hes this giant creepy child-molester-esque white guy, and shes this tiny fat talentless Italian closet-goth. And y'know... To be honest, she looks a little chunky there. Without all that make up on or high heels she seems kinda Mexican-cleaning-lady-ish to me.

Just thought I'd share, since everyone loves to bash on Angela Gossow and then turn around and consider Ms. Scabies the hottest thing since freshly shaved pussies.

By the way, after seeing Arch Enemy live, and seeing Angela up close... I'd hit that.
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fuck you and die of envy FAGET!!!! hahaha

Anonymous

November 21 2009, 08:02:43 UTC 7 years ago

You sound like an ex-girl friend. You can let go of the shit we all know that you are some 400 LB guy sitting in his parents basement jacking off with a grapefruit thinking about Jim Root. If you weren't a raging homo you would see that Angela Gossow and Cristina Scabbia are both hot. so go put another grapefruit in the oven and get back to your twinkies and leave the gals alone (tell your mom I said hi)
This is great...

Internet Arguing is great and it's just like the Special Olympics. Win or Lose you're still retarded.

Dude

Anonymous

November 28 2009, 02:53:37 UTC 7 years ago

if u dont fucking like her then dont talk shit ur probally a to scared to come outta ur fucking closet cause u know ur daddy is gunna beat ur fucking ass and disown ur sorry ass. SHe looks good dumb sexy for a goth chick fuck u guy ass hole

cunts

Anonymous

November 29 2009, 22:13:24 UTC 7 years ago

wtf u stupid black dirty curry smelling cunt whoever made this, both bands are fucking awesome ... fucking tramp ur so far back in the closet ur in fucking narnia...

Anonymous

December 8 2009, 13:11:10 UTC 7 years ago

its not right to be prejuduce i used to think listening to slipknot that they had no sweet side but now i know jim does this teaches all of us something:DONT TALK SHIT
P.S:IM MEXICAN!!!!!!!!!!!

ahahah

Anonymous

December 26 2009, 20:04:33 UTC 7 years ago

Hi!I'm italian and i met cristina in milan few years ago...yes,she's not hot and beautiful as she looks in the pictures.She's tiny,plump and has a very big nose.She also acts like a diva!I really don't like her but i don't hate cristina!If people like her and LC music,is not my problem!Why you get so angry!?!ciao-ciao
Lacuna Coil and Slipknot fuckin rock! if you really dont like them go up to the 2 people in tht picture, tell them they suck at life, tell them all ur gay little fuckin insults, stand the fucking beating slipknot will give u, live, then tell us! mabye ull earn a little respect, u fucking PUSSY!!!! go suck ur fuckin rap artist dick, and get a fuckin life bitch!
shut the fuck up with ur racist remarks! "mexican cleaning lady is" i shuld bitchslap u for tht! sum of my friends happen to be mexican. n im fuckin italian i shuld fuckin kick ur vagina bitch! n goths r ppl to scumbag! get a fuckin life dick sucker! u better hope jim root dont see this! he will fuckin destroy u! u disgusting racist dick suckin pussy!

Anonymous

January 2 2010, 04:48:23 UTC 7 years ago

well one thing im a mexican-american and its just wrong to judge people by race another thing i am a big fan of slipknot OH WHAT THE HELL FUCK YOU,LIKE THEY SAY SHUT YOUR MOUTH WITH A PIECE OF CRAP IF YOU DONT GOT ANYTHING TO SAY

...

Anonymous

January 9 2010, 13:14:32 UTC 7 years ago

Yeah if you don't like Lacuna Coil or Cristina so you should just don't care about them... Don't post such stupid shit on the internet! Really wanna know what YOU look like bastard! I'm from germany and LC got a few fans here... I like the music, I like Cristina so go home and fuck your mother -.-'
she has an amazing voice / he is one hell of a guitarist / who cares bout there personal lives /
Cristina Scabbia is not only very talented but one of the kindest people I know. Slipknot is not in my musical tastes but they too have earned respect.

How about you stop being such a racist jealous little pig? Feel free to go play a game of hide and go fist yourself.

Anonymous

February 3 2010, 13:26:07 UTC 7 years ago

Just shut the actual fuck up :L

FUCK YOU

Anonymous

February 4 2010, 15:43:30 UTC 7 years ago

YOU OVER opinionated LITTLE DICK FAGGGGGGGG!NIGGER DICK SUCKING DICK FUCK
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