UNAVAILABLE (i_ambivalence) wrote in metal_wars,
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Lacuna Coil Sucks.

And here's proof:



That ugly massive creature with the white mask is Jim Root, guitarist and MEMBER NUMBER 4 LOLZ from Slipknot, and that tiny fat shit-colored beast of a woman is Cristina Scabbia from Lacuna Coil. How do people convince themselves that shes attractive? Anyway, these two have been fucking for like two years now, and they just recently went public with the news that they've been fucking for two years now. So thats why Lacuna Coil sounds like shit!

Isn't that an awful picture? I mean my god, they look so out of place together. Hes this giant creepy child-molester-esque white guy, and shes this tiny fat talentless Italian closet-goth. And y'know... To be honest, she looks a little chunky there. Without all that make up on or high heels she seems kinda Mexican-cleaning-lady-ish to me.

Just thought I'd share, since everyone loves to bash on Angela Gossow and then turn around and consider Ms. Scabies the hottest thing since freshly shaved pussies.

By the way, after seeing Arch Enemy live, and seeing Angela up close... I'd hit that.
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LOL

Anonymous

November 12 2008, 03:59:45 UTC 8 years ago

That's fucking hilarious, I love how you worded every bit...Not saying I agree just that damn that was a good rant...lol! Thanks for the entertainment!

nasna

Anonymous

November 22 2008, 02:45:55 UTC 8 years ago

maliiisiimo yo creo que es una muuy buena cantanteee y me encantan sus videos.. slipknot igual me gusta y no creo que este mal que esten juntos..ademas que les calienta a ustedes!!!

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Anonymous

November 23 2008, 04:26:20 UTC 8 years ago

wow people are so immature

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Anonymous

8 years ago

Re: nasna

Anonymous

7 years ago

Anonymous

December 7 2008, 22:29:17 UTC 8 years ago

Wow sum ppl are jealous of not being able to get laid or have talent....
and they have and get alot of both!
unlike poor fuckers
I'm not saying I don't agree with you for talking shit about Slipnot and Lacuna Coil (both bands are from the kinds of genres I can't stand, they definitely suck), but you're talking against us Italians too. So WTF?!

Everyone knows our SPLENDID cuisine can easily beat your shitty American cuisine, if it even IS real cuisine: Frozen chicken nuggets for breakfast, Cheetos or any other chips for lunch, and cheeseburgers for dinner?! No wonder there're more obese citizens than overweight citizens in America. Fatasses.

Italian/white women are fucking hot, unlike those dark brown-skinned wetback beaners. Calling an Italian woman a "Mexican" baffles me and makes me ROFL through such bullshit.

Also, I oughta shove my foot up your damn ass just for exising after saying all of that against my people. Siete un idiota.

Tutti adorano Mussolini e Hitler!!!

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Okay, first of all, I LOVE Lacuna Coil, they do sound great, and I like Slipknot kind of...but it's not because of the people, it's because of the music. Noise. Whatever you wanna call it. I'd sooner buy there shit than some barely understandable blatherings from Mr.Filth.
No, Cristina is not fat...you must be jerking off on a regular basis and be the only proof that constant wanking is likely to make you go blind. To slate Lacuna Coil simply for the way one individual looks is pretty frikkin shallow, not to mention totally unrealistic, which kind of goes with the whole "she's fat" thing. I don't mind you not liking Lacuna Coil - each to their own after all - but I do mind when you're view on exactly WHY you think they suck is pretty much narrowed down to the way Cristina appears in your f*cked up vision.
If Lacuna Coil's Cristina Scabbia is shit, then how come she sang with Mustaine when the man himself wanted to do a 'new' version of A Tout La Monde on their United Abominations album? I don't think it's Dave's best song, I didn't like the original but the new version was much more improved. And I don't think Megadeth suck, they are part of the metal culture, along with some of the other older bands out there.
So if you're going to slate a band for being shit, at least come up with some REAL reasons, rather than pointless fake reasons? And well done for pissin off the Italians. Smart move. Alice Cooper would probably say you were Stoopid. Me I think you're a bit delusional...and that's an understatement.

Anonymous

May 7 2009, 21:51:42 UTC 7 years ago

Jealousy gets you nowhere! Jealousy gets you nowhere!

Anonymous

July 31 2009, 06:12:14 UTC 7 years ago

what difference does it make on how they look. if they are happy together than that is all that should matter and the fact that you are going on about how they look just shows how much of a shallow, superficial, person you are.
All of you are just haters! Just because you have absolutely no talent at all doesnt mean you need to be bringing down others that are amazing! Both bands (Lacuna Coil & SlipKnot) are great bands with a very loyal following, I wouldnt recomend picking a fight with any of them. YOU WILL LOSE!

Hahaha

Anonymous

September 12 2009, 18:21:02 UTC 7 years ago

This is the funniest, and saddest thing, I've ever read! First off I didn't really care for Slipknot at first because their music just seemed... out of sync I guess is what I would call it. But their newest album is absolutely bad ass! As for Lacuna Coil, well, I would say they might have been in the same boat. At first their music was a little "off", but it came together. Now they are two of the leading bands in the metal world!
But ya know, I was reading this post, laughing my ass off because this dipshit is calling this guy a giant monster child molester, and her, a short chubby mexican... Listen pal, just because you are a shrimp and afraid of people who could kick your ass doesn't mean you have to bash them! Now why don't you put down your Swastika, come out of your parent's basement, and join the rest of us in the metal world so that you can figure out what great metal is all about!

Re: Hahaha

Anonymous

March 13 2010, 23:05:05 UTC 6 years ago

Maybe it's just a case of he wants to bend over and be Mr roots bitch and just jealous that she gets it from him and not this complete doofus talking shit? lol

stupid

Anonymous

September 16 2009, 23:30:27 UTC 7 years ago

no seas envidiosa y ojete y deja de hablar mal de los mexicanos que gracias a nosotros todos ustedes norteamericanos viven bien asi que callate y no hables mal de la gente estupida malvibrosa mierda bola de gabachos racistas estupidos sin raices

que no apoyan a su gente a sus indios los relegan y los odian malditos gringos se merecen lo peor gente sin raices
to be honest, if that is how you feel about lacuna coil and slipknot then its fine! i respect you for having the balls to say it. must admit that everyone should have a say about how they feel.







even if they are wrong.

F*** U!!

Anonymous

October 21 2009, 13:01:34 UTC 7 years ago

Well i have read all this stuff, and my question is: Do you have any problem with Mexican womans?? you goddamn piece of shit?? cause i'm mexican and i really want to know... And what's your F*ckin' problem with Lacuna Coil?? I mean i don't like them either but, just because you post this, it doesn't make you superior. What's your real point doing this?? I just can't get it!!! Leave the others life in peace!!!! WTF!!! Think, for god, think!!! F-U!!
Okay, if you don't want it to continue, stop fucking posting on it! It's stupid, we all know that. So what if some arrogant retard decides to trash someone? Get lives. You're all just as bad for trying to insult them about it.
lol well its just too much fun. feel free to join in buddy
I've started to read all this crazy stuff after copying this picture and I have to admit that I'm so amazed by all that is written here !!!

As for me I'd say that I don't really much know them at all, but soon I will have the opportunity of my life to get to meet Ms Scabbia...

My band and I are gonna do the opening of Lacuna Coil in Quebec city on november, and I'd say that I'm most excited about it !!! It will be an honour to be on the same stage as them. I believe they deserve respect, and this free shit about them is simply stupid and pointless...

She didn't do anything wrong dude... Spot the real assholes of this world if you have some frustration to express...

Anonymous

October 24 2009, 16:04:38 UTC 7 years ago

Vem k, esse texto ai foi feito por uma mulher?
Só pode ter sido, pq só mulher mesmo pra falar das coisas desse jeito...
Fala sério pow...
vai procurar o q fazer ao invez de ficar falando besteira...

WTF

Anonymous

October 25 2009, 16:13:33 UTC 7 years ago

well they are both talented musicians and cristina scabbia is NOT fat.
She just isnt the norm of what "hollywood skinny" is.
shes perfect the way she is, and the guy who posted this needs to get laid.who are we criticize their relationship.ppl these days.
I'll kick your fucking ass!!! Do I fucking talk about Angela Gossow!!! Then wat the fuck is that!! Jim and Cristina are great together. Huh!? Give me a fucking answer!! I should kick your fucking ass!!! And how the fuck can James be a child molestor.......He's fucking her!!!!!! Wat don't you fucking understand!!?? Think for one fucking second!!! i want you off the fucking site you prick!!! My god ur amatuer... Pff.......stay off the fucking site...

Anonymous

November 3 2009, 14:41:54 UTC 7 years ago

they say small women like tall men

btw

dude, if they like each other, who the fuck are you to critisize how they look next to each other
that doesn't matter
This post is Arrogant, ignorant, selfish, disrespectful and rude.And yes i'm a coil fan and Cristina is a wonderful person i met her she is very sweet and down to earth,Hey if ya don't like someone and there music this isn't the way to bash her and the fans that do.

Anonymous

November 13 2009, 18:09:14 UTC 7 years ago

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fuck you and die of envy FAGET!!!! hahaha

Anonymous

November 21 2009, 08:02:43 UTC 7 years ago

You sound like an ex-girl friend. You can let go of the shit we all know that you are some 400 LB guy sitting in his parents basement jacking off with a grapefruit thinking about Jim Root. If you weren't a raging homo you would see that Angela Gossow and Cristina Scabbia are both hot. so go put another grapefruit in the oven and get back to your twinkies and leave the gals alone (tell your mom I said hi)
This is great...

Internet Arguing is great and it's just like the Special Olympics. Win or Lose you're still retarded.

Dude

Anonymous

November 28 2009, 02:53:37 UTC 7 years ago

if u dont fucking like her then dont talk shit ur probally a to scared to come outta ur fucking closet cause u know ur daddy is gunna beat ur fucking ass and disown ur sorry ass. SHe looks good dumb sexy for a goth chick fuck u guy ass hole

cunts

Anonymous

November 29 2009, 22:13:24 UTC 7 years ago

wtf u stupid black dirty curry smelling cunt whoever made this, both bands are fucking awesome ... fucking tramp ur so far back in the closet ur in fucking narnia...
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