UNAVAILABLE (i_ambivalence) wrote in metal_wars,
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Lacuna Coil Sucks.

And here's proof:



That ugly massive creature with the white mask is Jim Root, guitarist and MEMBER NUMBER 4 LOLZ from Slipknot, and that tiny fat shit-colored beast of a woman is Cristina Scabbia from Lacuna Coil. How do people convince themselves that shes attractive? Anyway, these two have been fucking for like two years now, and they just recently went public with the news that they've been fucking for two years now. So thats why Lacuna Coil sounds like shit!

Isn't that an awful picture? I mean my god, they look so out of place together. Hes this giant creepy child-molester-esque white guy, and shes this tiny fat talentless Italian closet-goth. And y'know... To be honest, she looks a little chunky there. Without all that make up on or high heels she seems kinda Mexican-cleaning-lady-ish to me.

Just thought I'd share, since everyone loves to bash on Angela Gossow and then turn around and consider Ms. Scabies the hottest thing since freshly shaved pussies.

By the way, after seeing Arch Enemy live, and seeing Angela up close... I'd hit that.
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Not only is this stepping on the toes of various music fans, it's also full of racism! A great metal_wars post.
Thanks, fuckface. :D

i_ambivalence

10 years ago

dracole_wayda

10 years ago

s3phir0th

10 years ago

i_ambivalence

10 years ago

dracole_wayda

10 years ago

METALHEADS MY ASS

Anonymous

8 years ago

"Hes this giant creepy child-molester-esque white guy"

that just happens to be her turn on.
That and being Mongolian-cluster-fucked.
"Mexican-cleaning-lady-ish" LOL
Hush, Faggy McGee. GET BACK TO BEING MENTALLY IMPAIRED.

islitmythroat

10 years ago

thats not funny

Anonymous

8 years ago

Heh, I love the fact this post seems to be almost entirely centred on Miss Scabbia's physicality concerning her colour, weight and looks. Way to go low yo.
Well I think the general metal-enjoying public knows shes talentless. Plus it makes for a funnier, more feather-ruffling experience.
Angela Assgow is hot, but still sucks for being gay. So does Scabies, though. So I win.
I don't like Lacuna Coil at all, and I think the craze surrounding Scabbia is bloody annoying, but if she's fat, then call me fucking Monstro the Whale. Plus, way to go making fun of Italians, fuckhead. Half of me wants to slap you senseless right about now.

[/rage]

On a separate note, that guy looks almost, but not quite, as retarded as Dani Filth. Actually....damn. It's a close call.
WOW

Why do people consider her attractive?

Great post.
Both bands sound great, youí better stick those kind of comments down your....

well

Anonymous

August 27 2008, 20:43:17 UTC 8 years ago

to the b!*%h that said lacuna and slipknot suck, your a stupid wanna-be SOB that probably never listened to the music and tried to understand it. just because you live a f@#kin sheltered a$$ life does not give you a damn right to screw with an artist that is just singin about sh!t that they or a close friend has gone through. so you know what? your the one that sux.

Anonymous

August 29 2008, 20:40:50 UTC 8 years ago

Yeah i REALLY dont agree with you.
Cristina Scabbia is amazing at what she does.
I bet your probably uglier than they could even try to be. Probably this little fucking Nsync looking dweeb that posts useless shit like this all day. Congratulations you can call people ugly and think you sounded cute or funny the way you said it. Go shoot yourself.
If you don't like Lacuna Coil, there is no need to Inform everyone on the internet, Who cares if they like each other, At least they are being Honest about it, and Lacuna Coil actually sounds Good, as if you can do any better. I AM GOTH!! So basically posting that insult about goths is being a racist, Don't Go fucking Insulting Goth's (Including me) If you know your gonna be making enemies And she isn't fucking fat! If you call that fat, you must be Anorexic! Just leave them alone and get on with your pathetic life, If you wanna insult someone do it in your fucking Diary or something, just don't post it on the internet where you can actually get enemies. Get it? Got it? Good! Think before you post insults dumbass. Cuz now, you just got people mad at you, wanna go and insult me back? Go ahead you fucking disgusting Racist. I'll enjoy listening to your complaints, :) I'll be waiting.
You people need to go back to school goth isnt a race so its not being racists he's being prejudice

Re: Excuse me?

Anonymous

8 years ago

Re: Excuse me?

Anonymous

8 years ago

Re: Excuse me?

Anonymous

6 years ago

Why do you care bout' theyr private life???
Indeed you say that lacuna coil sucks but you didn't like it it's you're own matter!!!
Bout' slipknot you listen vader....lol do you know benighted a fucking brutal death band??? all the songs they can play are less violent that the first release of slipknot so now they suck I agree but just say you don't like and more than everything else you're a fucking idiot if you spend time on people you don't like!!!
so fuck YOU!!!

http://myspace.com/riseofaltair
"mexican- cleaning-ladys" as you call them are good persons and there are a lot of american chachas..
asi que chinga tu puta madre imbecil

Anonymous

September 14 2008, 05:43:23 UTC 8 years ago

Some people just can't have a life. You are soooooooo envious dude, cause somebody else is happier than you, that is so clear... I almost feel sorry for you.
Go James, go Cristina, fuck this guy who is probably ugly as fuck an can't fucking play an instrument. Such a loser, ahahaha!
yeah just to let you all know, i happend to come across this by luck. but really get lives man, why dont you all try to start your own fuck'n band and hit hollywood, then start talking shit to who ever you disslike.
fuck'n pussy
all of you burn in hell!

Fucking moron

Anonymous

8 years ago

Re: get fucked or somethin'

Anonymous

8 years ago

Right on the fucking nail :D

Anonymous

7 years ago

How fucking dare you insult two great musicians from Lacuna Coil and Slipknot. If you don't fucking like them then say so but going around bitching and ranting about there looks and music is just really fucking sick and low. You know I don't even know you and I already wish you were fucking dead you sorry as piece of shit you're nothing more than and cock sucking cunt whore and I hope you get raped in some dark alleyway. You're nothing more than a sorry ass piece of shit whose not even fit to come out of someone's ass I hope you burn in hell and someone pisses on your grave.
Dude... I really mean to tell you this: DO YOU REALLY CALL YOUR SELF A METALHEAD?!?!?! More like a BritneyHead or a bitch head...
You suck.
And here's proof:
1. You blame their music on their relationship. Would you be so kind as to explain what effect fucking someone has on their music.
2. Kay, if she's fat I'ma shave my head and call myself Princess Pipiripi.
3. Kay... if she looks Mexican where did she hide her red-ish skin, black hair (which happens to have been dyed IN REAL FUCKIN LIFE) and her small nose (Which happens to be kinda big for a mexican), lamebrain.
4. WHAT THE FUCK DO THE FACTS I PROVED WRONG FROM 1 TO 4 HAVE TO DO WITH THEIR FRIGGIN' MUSIC?!
5. Yes, she is talentless. Compered to Tarja formerly of Nightwish, yeah she is. Oh and do compere Amy Lee from Evanesence, or however you spell their name, to Tarja. Yeah I though so. TARJA IS FUCKING OPERA MATERIAL.

Thank you for being with me, while I proved that shithead who made the post a total bitch.
Now go listen to your death metal (where it's kinda hard to set talent apart from growling.) and next time you try to prove a musician bad think of this: Can I do that better than them?
Yeah I thought so. You couldn't, even if metal's existence depended on it.


P.S. Idiot.
dude first of all you know nothing about music and stop insulting other bands just because your band didn't make a record deal and truth be told you suck. Ohhhh Boooo Hoooo. hold on dude get some Kleenex to wipe the shit falling from your eyes. Seriously get a fuckin life you low life loser of an absolute waste of shit. As a matter of fact people like you shouldn't be alive because you are breathing the air and polluting it for the rest of us. As far as Lacuna Coil is concerned they Rock. Again I feel bad for you man because your insulting other people trying to boost up your own moral. Maybe your just a piece of white fuckin trash that grew up with his mom wearing a wife beater somewhere in the south?
SHUT YOUR FUCKIN FACE UNCLE FUCKER!

WTF?

Anonymous

October 13 2008, 17:39:19 UTC 8 years ago

Hey, you, if Lacuna Coil sucks so much, why did there song "Closer" make it onto GH3??!! did you get your tastebuds shaved off er sumthin?! jeez if you think there so horrible than don't listen to them or anything!

HJAJAJA

Anonymous

October 15 2008, 17:23:37 UTC 8 years ago

Flaca te dicen envidiosa, dejate de joder XD

Anonymous

October 16 2008, 09:50:03 UTC 8 years ago

yes, because everyone has to weigh 90 pounds to be attractive. go eat a dick.
you a fucking idiot
hopw can you say the band is shit because who someone is fucking??
you a fucking cock sucker - and a racist asshole

she is hot your a cock

i agree with the other guy - you rate a band on what the members do and not the music - you have the musical maturity of a school girl

eat shit and die

Anonymous

October 18 2008, 04:02:09 UTC 8 years ago

You fecking suck you cocksucker!!!!

Anonymous

October 18 2008, 04:04:33 UTC 8 years ago

you are a fucking cocksucker! and need to shut you face!

Anonymous

October 19 2008, 09:16:56 UTC 8 years ago

Whoever posted this is a fuckin ignorant bitch who is jealous of lacuna coil and slipknot's success. and a racist bitch. word of advice, go back to your little whole and jack off to your mother's picture, you sick fuck.
You jealous little Motherfucker!!! How the fuck dare you insult them just cuz they're fucking Dating!! oh yeahhhhhhh, You just like to insult people who are better than you and who are more successful. Go ahead, try and do better! I FUCKING DARE YOU! Hell, I bet your a fucking GEEK who is fucking jealous cuz you can't get a girlfriend, and that you can't sing! GET SOME SENSE INTO YOUR THICK SKULL! You fucking Self-Centered, pea-brained, Donkey-fucking son of a bitch!! Go suck a dick And choke on it Then die!!!
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