UNAVAILABLE (i_ambivalence) wrote in metal_wars,
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Lacuna Coil Sucks.

And here's proof:



That ugly massive creature with the white mask is Jim Root, guitarist and MEMBER NUMBER 4 LOLZ from Slipknot, and that tiny fat shit-colored beast of a woman is Cristina Scabbia from Lacuna Coil. How do people convince themselves that shes attractive? Anyway, these two have been fucking for like two years now, and they just recently went public with the news that they've been fucking for two years now. So thats why Lacuna Coil sounds like shit!

Isn't that an awful picture? I mean my god, they look so out of place together. Hes this giant creepy child-molester-esque white guy, and shes this tiny fat talentless Italian closet-goth. And y'know... To be honest, she looks a little chunky there. Without all that make up on or high heels she seems kinda Mexican-cleaning-lady-ish to me.

Just thought I'd share, since everyone loves to bash on Angela Gossow and then turn around and consider Ms. Scabies the hottest thing since freshly shaved pussies.

By the way, after seeing Arch Enemy live, and seeing Angela up close... I'd hit that.
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Not only is this stepping on the toes of various music fans, it's also full of racism! A great metal_wars post.
Thanks, fuckface. :D

i_ambivalence

11 years ago

dracole_wayda

11 years ago

s3phir0th

11 years ago

i_ambivalence

11 years ago

dracole_wayda

11 years ago

METALHEADS MY ASS

Anonymous

9 years ago

"Hes this giant creepy child-molester-esque white guy"

that just happens to be her turn on.
That and being Mongolian-cluster-fucked.
"Mexican-cleaning-lady-ish" LOL
Hush, Faggy McGee. GET BACK TO BEING MENTALLY IMPAIRED.

islitmythroat

11 years ago

thats not funny

Anonymous

9 years ago

Heh, I love the fact this post seems to be almost entirely centred on Miss Scabbia's physicality concerning her colour, weight and looks. Way to go low yo.
Well I think the general metal-enjoying public knows shes talentless. Plus it makes for a funnier, more feather-ruffling experience.
Angela Assgow is hot, but still sucks for being gay. So does Scabies, though. So I win.
I don't like Lacuna Coil at all, and I think the craze surrounding Scabbia is bloody annoying, but if she's fat, then call me fucking Monstro the Whale. Plus, way to go making fun of Italians, fuckhead. Half of me wants to slap you senseless right about now.

[/rage]

On a separate note, that guy looks almost, but not quite, as retarded as Dani Filth. Actually....damn. It's a close call.
WOW

Why do people consider her attractive?

Great post.
Both bands sound great, youí better stick those kind of comments down your....

well

Anonymous

August 27 2008, 20:43:17 UTC 9 years ago

to the b!*%h that said lacuna and slipknot suck, your a stupid wanna-be SOB that probably never listened to the music and tried to understand it. just because you live a f@#kin sheltered a$$ life does not give you a damn right to screw with an artist that is just singin about sh!t that they or a close friend has gone through. so you know what? your the one that sux.

Anonymous

August 29 2008, 20:40:50 UTC 9 years ago

Yeah i REALLY dont agree with you.
Cristina Scabbia is amazing at what she does.
I bet your probably uglier than they could even try to be. Probably this little fucking Nsync looking dweeb that posts useless shit like this all day. Congratulations you can call people ugly and think you sounded cute or funny the way you said it. Go shoot yourself.
If you don't like Lacuna Coil, there is no need to Inform everyone on the internet, Who cares if they like each other, At least they are being Honest about it, and Lacuna Coil actually sounds Good, as if you can do any better. I AM GOTH!! So basically posting that insult about goths is being a racist, Don't Go fucking Insulting Goth's (Including me) If you know your gonna be making enemies And she isn't fucking fat! If you call that fat, you must be Anorexic! Just leave them alone and get on with your pathetic life, If you wanna insult someone do it in your fucking Diary or something, just don't post it on the internet where you can actually get enemies. Get it? Got it? Good! Think before you post insults dumbass. Cuz now, you just got people mad at you, wanna go and insult me back? Go ahead you fucking disgusting Racist. I'll enjoy listening to your complaints, :) I'll be waiting.
You people need to go back to school goth isnt a race so its not being racists he's being prejudice

Re: Excuse me?

Anonymous

9 years ago

Re: Excuse me?

Anonymous

9 years ago

Re: Excuse me?

Anonymous

7 years ago

Why do you care bout' theyr private life???
Indeed you say that lacuna coil sucks but you didn't like it it's you're own matter!!!
Bout' slipknot you listen vader....lol do you know benighted a fucking brutal death band??? all the songs they can play are less violent that the first release of slipknot so now they suck I agree but just say you don't like and more than everything else you're a fucking idiot if you spend time on people you don't like!!!
so fuck YOU!!!

http://myspace.com/riseofaltair
"mexican- cleaning-ladys" as you call them are good persons and there are a lot of american chachas..
asi que chinga tu puta madre imbecil

Anonymous

September 14 2008, 05:43:23 UTC 9 years ago

Some people just can't have a life. You are soooooooo envious dude, cause somebody else is happier than you, that is so clear... I almost feel sorry for you.
Go James, go Cristina, fuck this guy who is probably ugly as fuck an can't fucking play an instrument. Such a loser, ahahaha!
yeah just to let you all know, i happend to come across this by luck. but really get lives man, why dont you all try to start your own fuck'n band and hit hollywood, then start talking shit to who ever you disslike.
fuck'n pussy
all of you burn in hell!

Fucking moron

Anonymous

9 years ago

Re: get fucked or somethin'

Anonymous

9 years ago

Right on the fucking nail :D

Anonymous

8 years ago

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