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Thursday, August 31st, 2006
11:25 pm
[dracole_wayda]
THE DARK CRUSADE
I'M STARTING A JIHAD TO PURGE ALL BLACK METAL ELITISTS FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH. NOT BECAUSE I HATE BLACK METAL, BUT BECAUSE THOSE MORONS ARE THE SINGLE BIGGEST OBSTACLE TO BLACK METAL'S INEVITABLE DOMINATION OF THE EARTH. JOIN ME IN THIS HOLY CRUSADE TO ANNIHILATE eliteblackmetal AND ALL LIKE THEM IN THE NAME OF MAKING BLACK METAL AVAILABLE TO ALL GOD'S CHILDREN AND THUS SPREAD SATAN'S GOSPEL ON EARTH. HA, HA HA!

Current Mood: drunk
Saturday, July 15th, 2006
10:18 am
[nightsideclipse]
Wednesday, July 5th, 2006
4:39 pm
[dracole_wayda]
Due to the fact that
A) s3phir0th left,
B) I work 40 hours a week plus school,
C) My computer is currently incapacitated by a virus, and
D) None of you have attempted to troll this community with porn-spam or anything like that...

Submissions are now unmoderated. So, like, if anyone DOES try to porn-spam us, I'll just delete it, ban them, and report them to LJ Abuse as well as the police for exposing indecent material to our underage members.

You're welcome.

Current Mood: awake
Tuesday, July 4th, 2006
3:43 am
[i_ambivalence]
HIM
Anyone else think getting sick of these faggots and their Backstreet Boys approach to metal?

Dear sweet Åkerfeldt... Worst. Lyrics. EVER. I guess they help compliment the shitty music though, so it fits them pretty well.

Current Mood: death to the heartagram
Sunday, June 11th, 2006
11:58 pm
[dracole_wayda]

SONG THAT SUFFERS MOST GRIEVOUSLY FROM SPLIT PERSONALITY???

My choice: The Highlander theme song by Queen. The first half of the song is metal as fuck (even though Queen isn't really a metal band) and therefore relevant to this community, then in the second half it descends into fag-rock. And by fag-rock I mean, the music itself is gay (though Freddie Mercury is also pretty gay). But the first half of the song, like, is total kickass power metal and then there's the scary effect-laden singing around 1:00 which is just amazing. Like, the first time I heard later Emperor and the clean vocals kicked in, I was like, "Whoa, this sounds like the Highlander theme song! Coooool..." But then after a minute and a half or so Freddie Mercury starts singing about girls (presumably his platonic friends with whom he goes shopping for clothes and wallpaper) and the whole thing unravels. Alas. Somehow I can't imagine this guy ever listening to the horrible second half of the song:



Does anyone have similar experiences they'd like to share?



Current Mood: drunk
Saturday, June 10th, 2006
4:16 pm
[1800ghostdance]
app
app
my name is sean and i listen to metal

1. What is your favorite subgenre(s) of metal, and why?

i listen to mostly viking and heathen shit and sometimes death metal. also powerviolence.

2. What is your least-favorite subgenre(s) of metal, and why?

whichever symphony x falls under

3. Favorite metal bands?

enslaved
dismember
månegarm
windir
bathory
skinless
tankard
haemorrhage
brutal truth
abigor
ghoul
emperor
dungeon
phobia

4. Least-favorite metal bands?

shadows fall
through the eyes of the dead
goatwhore
nightrage

5. Say something mean about the metal subgenres and metal bands you dislike.

i think we all know they suck shit and are boring. thanks.
12:51 pm
[dracole_wayda]

We have two new members, 1800ghostdance and mrnaglfar. Both of you should post your apps, which will cause actual activity to occur in this community. I haven't been able to promote activity lately because I stupidly forgot that working full time is even worse for lj communities than not having home Internet. But I'm probably going to quit my job soon and get another one that only works me 25 or 30 hours a week, which will make more time for the important things in life, like making fun of people online.



Current Mood: tired
Friday, May 26th, 2006
11:58 am
[dracole_wayda]
What the hell? When did s3phir0th leave? I have home Internet back so I probably don't need a co-mod anymore, but he will be missed. Also see previous post for a theme idea.
11:55 am
[dracole_wayda]
Theme Idea
As an idea for our next theme... I'm basically stealing Tina's idea for the last theme in metal_community (which was cool) and corrupting it.

Make a mix CD (80 minutes or less of material) of metal songs meant to be offensive or defiant towards people within the metal scene whom you don't like. If you're feeling ambitious, make artwork and upload the songs (www.yousendit.com is pretty good for this). The titles/lyrics don't necessarily have to actually say something like "fuck death metal" or "goth metal is gay" or "Opeth sucks" or whatever; if the theme of your mix was "Old-School > New-School" (which might end up being mine), you could simply use a bunch of songs that demonstrate the awesomeness of old-school and would presumably irritate kids who think Meshuggah invented metal (I like Meshuggah actually, that's just an example).

Current Mood: bored
Wednesday, May 17th, 2006
1:16 pm
[i_ambivalence]
Lacuna Coil Sucks.
And here's proof:



That ugly massive creature with the white mask is Jim Root, guitarist and MEMBER NUMBER 4 LOLZ from Slipknot, and that tiny fat shit-colored beast of a woman is Cristina Scabbia from Lacuna Coil. How do people convince themselves that shes attractive? Anyway, these two have been fucking for like two years now, and they just recently went public with the news that they've been fucking for two years now. So thats why Lacuna Coil sounds like shit!

Isn't that an awful picture? I mean my god, they look so out of place together. Hes this giant creepy child-molester-esque white guy, and shes this tiny fat talentless Italian closet-goth. And y'know... To be honest, she looks a little chunky there. Without all that make up on or high heels she seems kinda Mexican-cleaning-lady-ish to me.

Just thought I'd share, since everyone loves to bash on Angela Gossow and then turn around and consider Ms. Scabies the hottest thing since freshly shaved pussies.

By the way, after seeing Arch Enemy live, and seeing Angela up close... I'd hit that.
Thursday, May 18th, 2006
12:20 am
[showeredinglass]


go
Wednesday, May 17th, 2006
10:12 pm
[showeredinglass]


I HATE FASHIONCORE MOTHER FUCKERS
3:13 pm
[dracole_wayda]
Theme
For my Most Annoying Vocalist, I choose:

Michael Kiske. His voice makes me want to step on babies' heads. But part of it also is the lyrics he happens to sing, which isn't entirely his fault since he didn't write them (I think). I actually prefer Kai Hansen as a vocalist, but that could have something to do with the fact that Walls of Jericho was more of an old-school heavy metal album.

In addition to his annoying voice, Michael Kiske also sucks for renouncing metal a couple years ago. He made some big statement in which he said something to the effect of "I"m done with this pathetic scene and its puny morals." Yes, that's right, "puny morals". And this is coming from the signer of the happiest, fluffy-pink-bunnies-est band in metal history. He should be forcibly drafted into Belphegor.

Runner-up: the guy from Himsa (which is a legitimate band on the basis of their cool instrumentation, their hardcore-esque vocalist is the only thing I don't like).

Current Mood: content
Monday, May 15th, 2006
11:43 am
[dracole_wayda]
THEME:

Most annoying vocalist?

Must be from a legitimate band. Chester Bennington annoys the living crap out of me but Linkin Park is not legitimate so he doesn't count.

I have to get ready for work so I can't do mine yet but I will in the next day or so.

Current Mood: cynical
Friday, May 12th, 2006
9:46 am
[showeredinglass]



that's right, an icing by claire's advertisement featuring a model wearing a cattle decapitation shirt. what the fuck.
Monday, May 1st, 2006
1:34 pm
[dracole_wayda]
Finally got around to doing my own theme. Have fun.

My MusicMatch list...Collapse )

Ideas for our next theme-thing now being accepted.

Current Mood: blah
Sunday, April 23rd, 2006
4:13 pm
[i_ambivalence]
Rules For Being A "Metal Chick"
1. Own only 5-10 metal albums. These are all of contemporary bands that your boyfriend burned for you, and consist of "melodic" and "accesible" songs from such bands as Killswitch Engage, In Flames, Soilwork, Sonata Arctica and Dimmu Borgir. Listen to exactly none of them.

2. Wear a different "babydoll" band shirt every day that your boyfriend bought you at a show, in attempts to make you look more "metal" to his metal friends who don't even have girlfriends.

3. Be very ugly... Shouldn't be too hard.

4. Run up to the front of the stage at every show, and scream wildly, even if the band is horrible. Continue screaming even between songs so that nobody can hear what the frontman is saying.

5. Remember, your only purpose and reasoning behind any of this is to get negative attention, since none of the popular people at school will talk to you. Get as many piercings and tattoos as you can afford to reflect this.

6. Continue being ugly. There you go!

7. Know everything there is to know, and own every photo/interview and press item of Dani Filth and Shagrath... Be madly in love with both of them. Know exactly none of either bands' song names.

8. Go shopping at Hot Topic at least twice a week. Buy as many studded/ring accessories as they have... Wear these items in the shower, and to bed. Dont forget to wear them as formal attire or to important events where everyone would agree its entirely inapropriate. Argue incessantly about this with your only basis being, "This is who I am... I am my own person!"

9. Scream, "Fuck yeah!" and, "That's so metal!" as often as possible, and never when it is actually fitting to the situation.

10. Yeah, you're still ugly.

11. Constantly remind everyone how much better certain bands were in the "old days". Don't actually bother to hear those bands' older material first.

12. Go to shows every weekend. Even if its the worst grind/death hodgepodge lineup for $50 passed off as some "festival" and you haven't heard of a single band playing. Be sure to be a devoted fan to these terrible bands the following day. (Optional): Express your love for them by wearing their home made band shirts with unreadable logos that you got by the dozen by giving head to anyone "claiming" to be in the bands playing.

13. Flash the horns at anything unmetal. This is your calling card for being a posing metal whore. Pancakes at Dennys. Clean sheets from the dryer. Your boyfriend calling you a douchebag... All require the horns and a chosen phrase from rule #9.

14. Wear buttons that say "punk". In fact, actually be more into punk than metal. Listen to Danzig and The Misfits all day. Claim to be "metal".

15. Dye your hair at least 3 unnatural colors at the same time. Look like a beaten pinata after a show. Except you spill STDs instead of candy.

16. Constantly fantasize about being one of Cradle Of Filth's gothic stage sluts. Dress in fishnets and cheap polyester corsets to express this. Black lipstick is also a nice touch... Suck as much dirty metalhead cock as possible. This makes you more "metal". Fuck yeah!

17. No matter how much money you spend at Hot Topic... You're still going to be UGLY!

18. Claim to know tons of people in bands. Flaunt and gloat about meeting Mikael Åkerfeldt after a gig, make it seem like you 2 grew up together (when in fact you talked for 30 seconds before you made him want to vomit). Take 15 photos with Martin Lopez. Make sure to look as skanky as possible in these. Never realize that the face Lopez is making in the photos is pure disgust.

19. Never realize that you actually embarrass your boyfriend or parents. Just continue to be an oblivious cum swaggler. He only likes you because he can use you for sex, and you claim to like what he likes. You're as memorable as a dead Ethiopian child.

20. Read the last 19 rules... And cry non-stop for 3 days straight because its you on every level. Now become emo. Let it be your new life's purpose. Lose interest in 6-12 months.



Ahhh, my eyes, they are damp with LAUGHTER!
1:20 pm
[islitmythroat]
ROFL @ this band calling them self bm, http://www.myspace.com/danceclubmassacre
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